Don't put your name on the line for something that doesn't work.

For those who have been watching the Mets on SNY for the past two years have seen some of the greatest commercials in our lifetime. From "Hole in Throat Man" who used to go sweeeeming in his native Puerto Rico, the lady who has no fingertips from smoking like 12 packs a day and Giuseppe Franco for Procede haircare.

Giuseppe's commerical is easily the best commerical on SNY, just edging out "Hole in Throat Man" by thismuch. He talks about how you should stop hiding from your baldness and use proceed to develop more natural hair. "Stop denying that your hair look bad!" Giuseppe croons (meanwhile, this is a man who is probably in his mid 50's and has a full, luscious locks of jet black hair.) "And use this product every 90 days"(but they give you a 90 day money back guarantee.) Remember Mets fans, Guiseppe doesn't own the company, infact he doesn't know a thing about he just knows IT WORKS! And also remember, Giuseppe said "I'm not putting my name on the line for something that doesn't work."

Thank you Giuseppe, we appreciate your thoughts on middle aged men who have a growing waistline and eating twinkies while watching this team, GOD SPEED Giuseppe.