I'd rather have a tumor in my brain than watch Aaron Heliman pitch again.

You read that title right. I would rather have, a malignant, growing tumor in my brian than have Aaron Heilman on my team. This guy is made of fail. And, the saddest part is, no one on the mets will acknowledge it. They all take the A-Rod approach of "there's no such thing as a slump, just an oppurtunity to improve". This might work for Rodriguez, who is the game's best player, but not for a failed Mets' starter.

That's right. Remember? He was a starter, but sucked at that, so they demoted him. Permanently. He's been bitter ever since.

Maybe this is Aaron's passive aggression. Maybe he's so pissed about that, that he wants to make the Mets lose, without even realizing it.

This guy's got a 6.67 ERA, and still gets put in every night. He truly is the biggest culprit to the Mets horrible record. The man has an 0-2 record. Do you know how hard it is to actually record a win or a loss as a reliever? Almost fucking impossible.

The only thing this dumb ass can do right is pitch to lefties. Surprisingly, they have a 0.00 ERA against him. You think Willie would avoid putting him in against righties? No. He faces them twice as often. He's a reliever, you can pick his spots, and bend around who he pitches to. But no, let him pitch against righties, who have obviously figured him out, as noted by his 10.13 ERA (WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!) against them.

So, remember, I would rather have one of these.

Than see this again for the rest of my life.