Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Aaron Heilman is an incompansionate bag of douche.

According to Jeremy Cothran of the Newark Star Ledger the Mets players are stunned by Willie Randolph's firing. How possibly can they be stunned I have no clue, he's been wavering for quite some time and unless you don't read or understand English.

Relief pitcher Joe Smith said the following: "I had no clue."Are you (messing) with me?"

And Aaron Heilman said this: "It doesn't really change what we do. "You still have to go out and play the games."

How much of an incompasionate douchebag do you really have to be Aaron? I mean, come on for fucks sake. If you don't suck this year then maybe Willie doesn't get fired as you've SOLELY cost the team atleast five wins. Is this your way of getting back at Willie for not starting you? Are you really kicking a man while he is down for the count.

Shame on you Aaron, shame on you. Maybe Nick was right, he would really rather have a tumor in his brain than watch him pitch again. I guess I gotta go get some hairgel, buy an overpriced Armani Exchange shirt and put on 2 tons of cologne to impress girls who if you kiss them they'd probably give you a milk mustache they wear so much make up.

Fuck me. This sucks.

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