So, I've been seeking ways to avoid Mets games. It's depressing to watch. Like...babies getting stomped by the Manchester United football club while they wore cleats. I now present to you all, the Top 5 Alternatives to watching the Mets.
5. Double Decking.
This is a simple way to fuck with someone's head. Go into any bathroom, and instead of taking a dump as you normally would, remove the top from the tank, and shit in there. This will result in the crap-filled tank emptying into the bowl, and probably scaring the shit out of anyone who flushes.
4. Karate Kicking a Cement Wall
Show us how tough you are. Try to break through a cement wall with your feet of fury. Just don't let this happen to you.
3. Hardcore Segway Riding
Be daring. Be athletic. Be as much of an asshole as you can be.
2. Burger Bowl Off
This one's explained in the video. Basically, drive around, nail people with food., get points based on how much it cost.
1. Fire in the Hole!!!
This fun little trick involves pulling up to a drive-thru window and ordering a drink. Once it's handed to you, you throw it back at whoever is working the window. Though this might not sound like fun, I think this video more than explains how great it is.
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